Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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