No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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