Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Randomize