Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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