hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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