Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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