gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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