"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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