I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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