problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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