you guys were way drunker than both of me
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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