Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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