No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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