He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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