just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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