Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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