Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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