Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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