You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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