We got so high we made milksteak
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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