when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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