the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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