Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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