Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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