i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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