Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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