My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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