So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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