Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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