sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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