if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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