Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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