As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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