wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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