I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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