That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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