He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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