you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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