sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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