I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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