and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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