is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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