Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
two words: eviction party
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
