she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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