So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I want her autograph on my taint
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
