So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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