girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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