Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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