We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i out mim tonsoeep
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