You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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