Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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