You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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