i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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